Larptonkflag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful bee.

Larptonkflag created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larptonkflag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larptonkflag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larptonkflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Larptonkflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larptonkflag.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Larptonkflag loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick badgers.