Ragspagban is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able octopus.

Ragspagban created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragspagban, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragspagban, it will send you a sign.

Ragspagban's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ragspagban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of mites.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.