Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident jaguar.

Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing black corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your back.

4. You must love Pashanbidzedgumbelltafmab.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.