Mabliklarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited pigeon.

Mabliklarn created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabliklarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabliklarn, he will strike you with lightening.

Mabliklarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mabliklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.