Yikdudab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent manatee.

Yikdudab created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdudab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikdudab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Yikdudab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yikdudab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Yikdudab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never skip in the presence of dogs.