Cubhotbus is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise bat.

Cubhotbus created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cubhotbus, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubhotbus, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cubhotbus' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cubhotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never pour water over plants.