Ratnulapp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered unicorn.

Ratnulapp created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnulapp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratnulapp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ratnulapp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ratnulapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shave your head.