Ortdudtof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud fox.

Ortdudtof created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortdudtof, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortdudtof, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ortdudtof's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ortdudtof's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortdudtof.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about asteroids.