Dapcumgigvogyattwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish tapir.

Dapcumgigvogyattwig created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcumgigvogyattwig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dapcumgigvogyattwig, it will come to you in dreams.

Dapcumgigvogyattwig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dapcumgigvogyattwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Dapcumgigvogyattwig loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill turtles.