Popafced is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy cat.

Popafced created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popafced, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popafced, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popafced's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Popafced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Popafced must be the most important thing in your life.