Afgutvegfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain rhinoceros.

Afgutvegfit created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgutvegfit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Afgutvegfit, she will make you grow a tail.

Afgutvegfit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Afgutvegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Hide if nine geese approach from the south.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never eat pineapples.