Safcitnur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful fly.

Safcitnur created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safcitnur, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safcitnur, he will destroy your home planet.

Safcitnur's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Safcitnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.