Vegwapdantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish snail.

Vegwapdantaf created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegwapdantaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegwapdantaf, he will turn you into a mouse.

Vegwapdantaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vegwapdantaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vegwapdantaf four times a day.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.