Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane narwhal.

Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot, she will turn you into a frog.

Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Put Rillfunken Rot Carquagrot first in all things.