Yokligbog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy fairy.

Yokligbog created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokligbog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokligbog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yokligbog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yokligbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never leap near voles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.