Nilbotmet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent dryad.

Nilbotmet created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Nilbotmet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilbotmet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nilbotmet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nilbotmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if seven snakes approach from the west.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.