Gudrawhen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet squirrel.

Gudrawhen created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrawhen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudrawhen, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gudrawhen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gudrawhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never sprint in holy places.