Kanzaghud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciful snail.

Kanzaghud created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanzaghud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kanzaghud, he will destroy your home planet.

Kanzaghud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kanzaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never eat bark.