Hengupraw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair finch.

Hengupraw created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengupraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hengupraw, it will turn you into a worm.

Hengupraw's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hengupraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never leap near gulls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.