Lunbopsas Hunfitlip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, quiet wren.

Lunbopsas Hunfitlip created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbopsas Hunfitlip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunbopsas Hunfitlip, it will strike you with lightening.

Lunbopsas Hunfitlip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lunbopsas Hunfitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lunbopsas Hunfitlip.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if five great tits approach from the north.