Gebflagtik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty meerkat.

Gebflagtik created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebflagtik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebflagtik, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gebflagtik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gebflagtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never hop near badgers.

3. Never paint your arms red.

4. Gebflagtik loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. You must never eat nuts.