Budfonpadlangun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish parrot.

Budfonpadlangun created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfonpadlangun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budfonpadlangun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Budfonpadlangun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Budfonpadlangun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Budfonpadlangun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not laugh in public.