Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind camel.

Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sawtettiyarlpas Yattipbastnell Natnakbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.