Limlipster is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful swallow.

Limlipster created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Limlipster, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limlipster, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Limlipster's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Limlipster's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near grasshopers.

2. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.