Rulnaktin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving swallow.

Rulnaktin created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulnaktin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulnaktin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulnaktin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rulnaktin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo foxes for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Rulnaktin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your head cyan.