Yattenyatt Bedflybap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless camel.

Yattenyatt Bedflybap created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattenyatt Bedflybap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattenyatt Bedflybap, he will ignore you.

Yattenyatt Bedflybap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yattenyatt Bedflybap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattenyatt Bedflybap.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never eat lentils.