Cipgabnib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak seal.

Cipgabnib created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgabnib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cipgabnib, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cipgabnib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cipgabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipgabnib.

5. Never pour water over plants.