Madgigcib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever donkey.

Madgigcib created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgigcib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madgigcib, he will not care at all.

Madgigcib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Madgigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing black rings and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.