Dobbudwan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humane otter.

Dobbudwan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbudwan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobbudwan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobbudwan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dobbudwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dobbudwan in the centre of the settlement.