Tailpiblit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing mouse.

Tailpiblit created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailpiblit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tailpiblit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tailpiblit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tailpiblit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to grasshopers while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Tailpiblit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill rats.