Bafhitdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental jaguar.

Bafhitdit created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafhitdit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafhitdit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bafhitdit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bafhitdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Bafhitdit on top of important buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.