Yarlkarlid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful mole.

Yarlkarlid created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlkarlid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlkarlid, he will be very sad.

Yarlkarlid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yarlkarlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Yarlkarlid loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.