Lipfumfed Spaghimab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful elephant.

Lipfumfed Spaghimab created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfumfed Spaghimab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipfumfed Spaghimab, she will torture you forever.

Lipfumfed Spaghimab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lipfumfed Spaghimab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never hop in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

5. Lipfumfed Spaghimab loves capybaras, so they must be respected.