Targtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Targtonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Targtonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targtonk, she will strike you with lightening.

Targtonk's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Targtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.