Karyakfum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful zebra.

Karyakfum created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karyakfum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karyakfum, she will manifest in front of you.

Karyakfum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Karyakfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karyakfum.

5. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing black ear rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.