Rapcimsakgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless fox.

Rapcimsakgess created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcimsakgess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapcimsakgess, it will turn you into a worm.

Rapcimsakgess' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rapcimsakgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.