Hatstragcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful naga.

Hatstragcep created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatstragcep, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hatstragcep, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hatstragcep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hatstragcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Hatstragcep.

3. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hatstragcep on top of all buildings.