Larnfemgad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring weasel.

Larnfemgad created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larnfemgad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larnfemgad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Larnfemgad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Larnfemgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Larnfemgad.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Larnfemgad loves otters, so they must be respected.