Kinbesshot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy finch.

Kinbesshot created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbesshot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinbesshot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kinbesshot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kinbesshot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kinbesshot.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not shave your feet.