Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient dryad.

Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Vinlidvogfarnvagxuckgofbep's priests.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.