Sabbusquart is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident mongoose.

Sabbusquart created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbusquart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabbusquart, she will turn you into a snail.

Sabbusquart's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sabbusquart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never chant near mites.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed peas to gulls while wearing indigo corsets.