Jonmotbog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fast wyrm.

Jonmotbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonmotbog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jonmotbog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jonmotbog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jonmotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sing near grasshopers.