Appruttbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident crab.

Appruttbab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appruttbab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appruttbab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Appruttbab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Appruttbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing cyan skirts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.