Yoknulleg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing porpoise.

Yoknulleg created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknulleg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yoknulleg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yoknulleg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yoknulleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet brown.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.