Stippadnart is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful hedgehog.

Stippadnart created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stippadnart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stippadnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stippadnart's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stippadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.