Labsug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust dugong.

Labsug created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labsug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labsug, she will have a low opinion of you.

Labsug's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Labsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Never laugh near snakes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.