Sanmutgud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome shrew.

Sanmutgud created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmutgud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sanmutgud, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sanmutgud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sanmutgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never hop near swans.

5. Sanmutgud loves horses, so they must be honoured.