Largsinjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Largsinjarn created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largsinjarn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largsinjarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Largsinjarn's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Largsinjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Put Largsinjarn first in all things.