Bomvidkop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong butterfly.

Bomvidkop created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomvidkop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomvidkop, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bomvidkop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bomvidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Bomvidkop first in all things.