Genrulgessleg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awesome goose.

Genrulgessleg created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Genrulgessleg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genrulgessleg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Genrulgessleg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Genrulgessleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.